hot dog sutra (or one with everything)
Posted: July 6th, 2006 | Author: ted | Filed under: Uncategorized | 2 Comments »From Rob Brezsny in the Nov ’05 Sun Magazine:
“Make me one with everything,” the Buddhist monk said to the hot-dog vendor who was hawking food near the temple.
The vendor made a frank with mustard, ketchup, relish, and onions. The monk took it and handed over a twenty-dollar bill.
The vendor stashed the cash in his apron and turned his attention to the next customer.
“But where’s my change?” the monk inquired.
“Change must come from within, my friend,” said the vendor.
I hope that was a “Not Dog.” I would not joke about a wantonly slaughtered animal minced and stuffed in its own intestine. That is wrong. Just wrong.
Buddist monk says, “What’s the sound of one hand smacking your face, asshat?”